*Note- I’ve decided that it’s in my best interest to remove my contact info from this website. I will leave this page up just because I like some of the videos. Thank you for understanding.




If you have a career opportunity, are a fantasy analyst who is running an industry draft, looking for a guest/co-host on a fantasy football podcast, sitcom, movie, or are a friend who just wants to say hi, you can reach me on Twitter. Just don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online, with babes, all day, haha!

PS- If you find some of my fantasy football advice helpful or my terrible jokes make you smile, (if I can hire someone to set it up? This could take awhile. ) if you can donate whatever you think my advice was worth, it would be very much appreciated. I know not everyone can right now. Times are tough. Unlike other fantasy analysts, I don’t make any money from this. I’m not getting a salary and benefits like some of the bigger, well-known fantasy analysts are. This is purely a hobby for me. Writing helped me cope after my best friend, my dad, passed away. Unfortunately, I have bills too. And now it looks like I’m going to have a lot more of them thanks to the asshole republicans in Washington.

Please no start/sit questions. And definitely no trolls. All right. Let’s razzle dazzle the dummies D with the ole’ Hook and Ladder (aka Hook and Lateral). Billy Bob, this play is for you. Just catch the damn ball, haha! Look, it’s a ball. Just catch it, you big dummy. Hook and Ladder left on one. Hook and ladder left on one. Ready, break! (Note- it worked a little better for Miami in the 1981/1982 playoffs against the Chargers, right before halftime. See third video below- click Watch on YouTube)

Reader, “You must be Ringo. Look darlin’, it’s Mark Ringo. The deadliest fantasy football analyst & comedian since Matthew Berry they say. What do you think darlin’? Should I hate him?”

Reader’s girlfriend. “You don’t even know him.”

Reader, “Yeah, that’s true. I don’t know, but there’s just something about him….something around the eyes. I don’t know. He reminds me of……me. No, I’m sure of it. I hate him. En vino veritas.” (Translation- When I drink I speak my mind).”

Ringo, “Age quod agis.” (Translation- Do what you do best.)”

Reader, “Ringo credat, non ego.” (Translation- Ringo might believe drinking is what I do best, but not I.)

Ringo. “Eventus stultorum magister.” (Translation- Fools have to learn fantasy football by experience.”)

Reader, “It’s your fantasy football funeral. “ (Translation It’s your fantasy football website, filled with bad picks and terrible jokes).”

Reader, “That’s Latin darlin’. Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now, I really hate him.”

I tell you boys even I’m worried what’s going to happen once Ringo runs this fantasy football website. God have mercy.

Ringo, “Well, I didn’t think you’d show (up to my website).”

Reader, “Mark Ringo, you’re no daisy. You’re no daisy at all.”