Nov 14th- Week 11 Fantasy Sits
QB- DeShaun Watson- Prediction Pain. Washington D inflicts a lot of Da'Ron Payne
RB- Jordan Howard- Minnesota D menacing. Michael Jordan has a better chance of scoring against the Vikings than Howard.
RB- Kareem Hunt- The Hunt for touchdowns in Red November unlikely this week
WR- Alshon Jeffery- An Eli Apple a day keeps the touchdowns away
WR- Adam Thielan- I’m Hooked on a Thielan.
TE- Jared Cook-Stick a fork in Oakland’s offense-they're done
D Philly- Who Dat start this D in New Awlins? Eagles secondary decimated with injuries.
Nov 7th- Week 10 Fantasy Sits
QB- Drew Brees- letdown possible in Cincinnati after huge Rams win. I said possible- not guaranteed. They’re still the Bengals.
RB- Ezekiel Elliott- Dallas offensive line hurting- I reckon a tough day likely ole Zeke.
RB- Adrian Peterson- see notes on Elliott above minus Texas accent
WR- Keenan Allen- Chargers blowout likely- 4th Qtr they’ll be busy running the clock not passing to Keenan
WR- Marvin Jones- Pass rushing demon Khalil Mack will be all over Lions QB Stafford. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the Lions offense sleeps tonight
TE- Jared Cook- Oakland’s season is cooked.
D- Jacksonville- Colts offense isn't Luck-y they're good
Oct 31st - Week 9 Fantasy Starts
QB- Joe Flacco- Wacko for Flacco- shootout in Baltimore likely vs vulnerable Steel Curtain defense
RB- Doug Martin- San Francisco’s QB Beathard hurt- Oakland controls clock with Douggie Fresh
RB- Aaron Jones- God help me
WR- Courtland Sutton- Demaryius Thomas traded to Texans- unleash the shackles
WR- DJ Moore The Tampa Bay Buc stops here....uh never mind.
TE- D Njoku- Njo who?? Isn’t that a Japanese game or a puzzle???
D- Oakland- but only if they face San Fran’s 3rd string QB Mullens. They’re still the lousy Raiders. I trust them as much as the guy who sold me my used car.
Oct 24th – Week 8 Fantasy Sits
QB- Carson Wentz- in London vs Jags. God Save the Queen, but can he save Carson from the Jags ferocious pass rush?
RB-Saquon Barkley- Da’Ron Payne & Jonathan Allen will be pain in Giants neck
RB- Mark Ingram- He shares time in a RBBC plus Saints are on the road vs tough Vikes. Crowd noise in dome doesn’t help.
WR- Odell Beckham- The Giants offensive line has more holes than the swiss cheese on my sandwich. Eli is not exactly the most mobile QB on the planet.
WR- Alshon Jeffery- draws all pro CB Jalen Ramsey in London. Bloody hell on the tele.
TE- Evan Engram- see Odell
D- Rams- Discount Double Check TD Dance for Rodgers & Pack. I wonder if State Farm sells touchdown insurance for defenses?
Sept 26th - Week 4 Fantasy Sits
QB- Carson Wentz- Knee not 100%. Well, it's not like football is a collision sport where 300 lb guys are chasing after you and trying to kill you.
RB- James Conner- Don’t be conned this week- always a slugfest vs stingy Ravens
RB- David Johnson- Cardinals offense fluttering.
WR- Mike Evans- I say the Fitzmagic words, abracadabra & Mike Evans disappears
WR- Kenny Golladay- Dallas’s defensive line worrisome= long day for Golladay
TE- Kyle Rudolph-plays the Rams D so Suh me
D- Minnesota- No Everson Griffin no skol
Sept 19th - Week 3 Fantasy Sits
QB-Russell Wilson- Wilson!!! I’m sorry Wilson! I’m sorry! Dallas defensive line swarms the overmatched Seahawks
RB-David Johnson- Arizona’s offensive line in shambles and now faces Bears all-pro Khalil Mack. That should go well.
RB-Melvin Gordon- Can't play the Bills every week
WR Demaryius Thomas- Hurting & on the road vs tough Baltimore defense- not exactly an ideal combination
WR-Keenan Allen- faces arguably the NFL’s best defense
TE- Eric Ebron- Eagles D line problematic for young Colts- Philly Philly!
D- Chargers- no Bosa= no likey